A shout out to major publishers (Scribner's, Huffington Post Books, Viking, etc.) that my new book Apeshit is finished and ready to go to the highest bidder. This is a major book with a wide audience that is certain to go to film quickly. I have actress friends in mind for various parts already and they are ready!
There is also much, much more Apeshit to read than the pieces put up here on the site, so tune in frequently and publishers, email me or contact me via this blog! Lots of moola to be made people! Prost!